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Bones Legends: Dire Gummy Bear - NOT CANDY! DO NOT EAT!

Bones Legends: Dire Gummy Bear - NOT CANDY! DO NOT EAT!

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Welcome to the Sugarcrypt, a sickly-sweet labyrinth where every step squelches with syrup and every breath tastes like impending doom. Rock Candy Golems grind their jagged limbs in the dark. Molasses Oozes slither between licorice tiles, hungry for flesh. Gingerbread Knights guard peppermint gates with icing-coated swords. But beware the Dire Gummy Bear—a hulking, semi-translucent terror with a thousand-yard stare and a taste for blood sugar. What starts as a confectionery curiosity soon spirals into a saccharine nightmare. In the Sugarcrypt, the walls aren’t just made of candy—they are candy. And they’re watching. Smiling. Melting. Hungry. Sweet dreams, adventurer.

This Dire Gummy Bear is printed in translucent resin, allowing you to stain it with Reaper's Tinted Glosses or painted with opaque paint if you prefer.

This Dire Gummy Bear is NOT made of candy. Hell, it's not even made from some edible material, so please don't put it in your mouth, even if someone dares you. We can't believe we even have to write this, but if people will eat Tide Pods, they might try to eat one of these.

So, to repeat, DON'T EAT THIS MINIATURE!

  • HIGHLY DETAILED ART: Sculpted by Andrew Pieper. Miniatures may come in multiple pieces, may need to be assembled, may require some minor straightening, and are unpainted. Pictures of the painted miniatures are for inspiration and are only examples.
  • PLAY, PAINT, AND USE: Reaper Miniatures are awesome in RPG and tabletop games like Pathfinder, Dungeons and Dragons (any edition), Dragon Age, Castles and Crusades, Hackmaster, Frostgrave, and Savage Worlds. Fantastic as an Art Piece, Gift, Family Project, Wargaming, or just for some fun.
  • MADE FROM: Up to 10% recycled ready to paint durable polymer plastic with built-in or integral bases. Bones are a light-weight flexible PVC, and any deformations caused by shipping or because of manufacturing can be straightened out by CAREFULLY immersing the figure in boiling water, MORE CAREFULLY adjusting the mini, and quickly placing into ice water.
  • DISCLAIMER/CAUTION: Not for Children under the age of 13 Years. 
Highly detailed miniature sculpts created physically, or digital 3D, by hand and is used to create molds for miniature production. Metals and Paints are Made in the USA. Plastics are made in the USA or China. Reaper Miniatures items are Packaged and Shipped from North Texas to the rest of the World! Reaper Miniatures proudly supports hiring Veterans and Veteran Spouses.

Some miniatures require assembly and miniatures DO NOT arrive painted. 
Once again for posterity... DO NOT EAT!

Materials & Safety

Made from 100% organic cotton and natural fibers that are soft and gentle on delicate skin. All our fabrics are OEKO-TEX certified, ensuring they are free from harmful chemicals, dyes, and irritants.

Every garment is tested to meet the highest safety standards for babies and toddlers.

Shipping & Returns

Free standard shipping on orders over $50. All items are carefully folded and packaged to arrive in perfect condition.

We understand how quickly little ones grow! Enjoy our hassle-free 30-day return policy on all unworn items with tags attached.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with mild, fragrance-free detergent. Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry to maintain softness.

Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on prints or embellishments. We recommend washing before first use.

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  • Soft & Safe Materials

    Only organic, OEKO-TEX certified fabrics that are gentle on your baby's sensitive skin.

  • Free Shipping

    Complimentary shipping on orders over $50. Carefully packaged with love for your little one.

  • Easy Returns

    30-day hassle-free returns on all unworn items. Because we know babies grow fast!