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Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: Hijinx at Hell High

Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: Hijinx at Hell High

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WELCOME TO HELL! HELL HIGH, that is! The most horrible, evil, blood-thirstiest high school in all of creation. That’s right, the Battle Wizards are going back to school, so sharpen your number 2 wands and get ready to channel the adolescent fury of groin-scorching puberty and COSMIC ELDRITCH RAGE into the wizard battle to end all wizard battles!

Epic Spell Wars™ of the Battle Wizards: Hijinx at Hell High gives you the chance to experience all the “fun” of high school, climbing the social ladder from Loser to Loner to NERD all the way up to Cheerleader, Jock, or maybe even *gasp* CLASS PRESIDENT. That’s right, your ability to sling red-hot death spells is partially going to depend on your ability to master the most treacherous terrain known to man: teenage Social Status! If it all gets to be too much, you can always conjure a tornado of demonic acid skulls for everyone in PE class!

RIIIIINNNGGGG…. Oh heck, that’s the school bell. Quick, get to class because you definitely don’t want to be tardy*!

*Student tardiness is punishable by expulsion**

**Expulsion of their liquefied innards through their colon

Materials & Safety

Made from 100% organic cotton and natural fibers that are soft and gentle on delicate skin. All our fabrics are OEKO-TEX certified, ensuring they are free from harmful chemicals, dyes, and irritants.

Every garment is tested to meet the highest safety standards for babies and toddlers.

Shipping & Returns

Free standard shipping on orders over $50. All items are carefully folded and packaged to arrive in perfect condition.

We understand how quickly little ones grow! Enjoy our hassle-free 30-day return policy on all unworn items with tags attached.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with mild, fragrance-free detergent. Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry to maintain softness.

Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on prints or embellishments. We recommend washing before first use.

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  • Soft & Safe Materials

    Only organic, OEKO-TEX certified fabrics that are gentle on your baby's sensitive skin.

  • Free Shipping

    Complimentary shipping on orders over $50. Carefully packaged with love for your little one.

  • Easy Returns

    30-day hassle-free returns on all unworn items. Because we know babies grow fast!