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Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: Panic at the Pleasure Palace

Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: Panic at the Pleasure Palace

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You checked your morals at the door and settled in for a night of debauchery, but your fellow Wizards’ lust has turned to bloodlust! What Wizard doesn’t enjoy an orgy of sex and violence? Just be careful with all the Magically Transmitted Diseases (MTDs) going around.

Crotch Krakens, Genital Harpies, and our longtime friend … Gorgonorrhea. Fireballs aren’t the only thing that will cause a burning sensation. MTDs also give you Glyphs, so your Spells are going to be as juiced up as your nether regions.

For our more discerning customers, you might want to gain control of the Standee, because when you have it, it protects you from all MTDs that might come slinging your way. That’s right! The Standee once again does something, instead of doing nothing.

Materials & Safety

Made from 100% organic cotton and natural fibers that are soft and gentle on delicate skin. All our fabrics are OEKO-TEX certified, ensuring they are free from harmful chemicals, dyes, and irritants.

Every garment is tested to meet the highest safety standards for babies and toddlers.

Shipping & Returns

Free standard shipping on orders over $50. All items are carefully folded and packaged to arrive in perfect condition.

We understand how quickly little ones grow! Enjoy our hassle-free 30-day return policy on all unworn items with tags attached.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with mild, fragrance-free detergent. Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry to maintain softness.

Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on prints or embellishments. We recommend washing before first use.

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  • Soft & Safe Materials

    Only organic, OEKO-TEX certified fabrics that are gentle on your baby's sensitive skin.

  • Free Shipping

    Complimentary shipping on orders over $50. Carefully packaged with love for your little one.

  • Easy Returns

    30-day hassle-free returns on all unworn items. Because we know babies grow fast!