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Paranoia: Mandatory Fun
Paranoia: Mandatory Fun
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You know what pisses off rich people (besides poor people that is)? Not having enough to buy. What is the use of a fat bank account when you cannot buy very expensive items to show your wealth off to others?
That’s why citizen Gene-I-JRD thumbed through some Pre-Whoops economic textbooks and implemented a new product: Financial investments. Now, the obscenely rich can lend their XP Points to others for a project. Too bad that Indigo citizen hired Troubleshooters to serve as middle management in this new company.
Mandatory Fun is a new mission for Paranoia that satirises corporations, including the relentless drive for profits, efficiency, cost-cutting, and mandatory fun like birthday parties. (Decanting Day parties in Alpha Complex.) Players get to run a presentation to people who could easily kill them; translate a memo from corporate buzzwords to plain English; and explain to an Indigo citizen why they lost all their money. Yep, that will go over well.
And in this mission, firing someone is literal.
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Care Instructions
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Soft & Safe Materials
Only organic, OEKO-TEX certified fabrics that are gentle on your baby's sensitive skin.
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Free Shipping
Complimentary shipping on orders over $50. Carefully packaged with love for your little one.
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Easy Returns
30-day hassle-free returns on all unworn items. Because we know babies grow fast!